she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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