The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC