i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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