I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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