I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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