playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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