It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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