this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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