We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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