I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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