Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
