Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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