i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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