what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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