the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
