I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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