he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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