You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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