my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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