she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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