Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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