he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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