We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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