no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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