i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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