my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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