Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think people are normalizing furries
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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