So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he fucked my hip out of place.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
please don't ironically join a cult
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