EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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