now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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