Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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