i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Bring me that man meat
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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