Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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