You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize