Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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