Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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