Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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