Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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