This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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