yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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