Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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