I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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