I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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