Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever

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(330): View more from Ohio

This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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(706): View more from Georgia

Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....

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(917): View more from New York City

After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.

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(331): View more from Illinois

So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.

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