yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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