READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize