idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
