What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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