It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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