And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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