i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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