if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?