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• (313): View more from Michigan

  awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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• (818): View more from California

  i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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• (786): View more from Florida

  i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.

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