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  Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i think i just puked on my phone

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  we live great lives

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school

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• (845): View more from New York

  Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I want to go out and have good clean fun.

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  Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse

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