just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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